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I Hate Tumblr Social Justice Stamp by animeninjaNIPPON I Hate Tumblr Social Justice Stamp by animeninjaNIPPON
WARNING: SOCIOPOLITICAL RANT AHEAD.

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I got into Tumblr mostly for art and writing purposes, but then I posted the wrong meme and realized that Tumblr is basically the female answer to Reddit and 4Chan. I stick around mostly for this one comics blog I submit to weekly comixwarriors.tumblr.com/ but other than that, there is no shortage of things that piss me off about that site:

- Teenage girls/college students claiming to be third-wave "feminists." The RadFems are the worst offenders, to the point where you can only assume that they are trolls (or risk losing all faith in the human race). Then there are those that claim that "everyone for equal rights [between the sexes] is a feminist," and the only logic behind that statement is either a) they legitimately think that men are at the pinnacle of equality and women need to catch up, hence "being equal" or b) they don't understand what egalitarianism is. I don't have any issue personally if somebody wants to identify as a "feminist," but too many on Tumblr don't even know what their own convictions are, which makes it hard for me to take them seriously.

- Whatever the hell passes for "gender" these days. Remember how about a decade ago on dA, every girl and her sister was "bi"? I don't know how many of those girls still identify as bisexual, but I'm seeing a new trend on Tumblr with (mostly female-born) people identifying as "trans*" - not necessarily transgender, as in identifying as the opposite sex that one was born with and all that, but any and all parts of genders across the board. The most common is "genderfluid," which I don't understand because a) the concept of "gender" (not to be mistaken with biological "sex") is subjective depending on culture, region, upbringing, etc. and b) I only ever see girls identify as this, making it seem like some sort of social cue to be accepted (when I was younger, I used to think that being a guy/more masculine would get me more respect/acceptance, too, so I'm not trying to be judgmental here). And then there's stuff like otherkin, which doesn't even make sense outside of the furry fandom. And then there's a bunch of extremists who think that anyone who is not trans ("cis," if you would) is evil and needs to die...that is never acceptable.

- Racism/cultural appropriation accusations. I see a lot of normal, well-meaning young white girls get bullied because they wore some kind of braid that originated in another culture, or cosplaying as a character of a different ethnicity...all justified because they supposedly "approppriated" that look from another race. If you point out that all cultures assimilate parts of other cultures into their mainstream regardless of ethnicity (for instance, Japan's "Gothic Lolita" style), they give you some idiotic excuse about how non-white races are entitled to do such because white people have done it to them for so long. Then there's the whole "white privilege" thing, which makes me angry because it forces people who are otherwise in similar situations (for example, poor whites and poor blacks) against each other for no reason other than perceived social stigma, further widening the gap between haves and have nots.

- Doxxing, cyberbullying, etc. This speaks for itself. And of course, whoever is in charge of the website these days does nothing about it, at best...after reading Tumblr's new "guidelines," I'm convinced that the original creator left his spoiled teenage daughter to look after the site while he takes a vacation with the CEO of Yahoo! or something to that effect.

(I understand that a lot of the aforementioned arguments are based on American ideologies, which is a problem in and of itself.)

Long story short: There is just so much hate, immaturity, ill-informed arguments, double standards, hypocrisy, logical fallacies, and all-around idiocy perpetuated by the "social justice warriors" on Tumblr, and I can't stand it.

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EDIT #2 (4-8-14): In my original comments I didn't mean that transgender and whatnot isn't a real thing. I admit that I don't have a full understanding as to nonbinary individuals, not having said experience myself. My problem with the community in question (on Tumblr, anyway) is that it has gone to a level where it is hard to tell what is a real issue and what isn't, and the way things are handled is all too reminiscent of the problems in the bisexual community several years ago (which I am a part of). Back when I was becoming aware of my sexuality, there were too many young people (mostly girls) who identified as "bi" and were willing to shove their beliefs down other people's throats, making it hard to take them seriously. To this day, it is still hard to take them seriously, and what's more is that most of the outspoken ones no longer identify as "bisexual" and will probably never admit that they did. I see this same pattern of behavior developing on Tumblr with the trans/nb communities, and I predict the same outcome. If there is SJW hostility in any cause, it's going to do more harm than good.
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SilverTheFire Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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charmeIeon Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
dont forget the self diagnosers with no life
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CrystalineTwilight Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for making this!
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Girl-Time-2015 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't forget their Motto: "Die Cis Scum!"
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MabilaBudgie Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Tumblr users' handling of social justice issues is a mess.
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ajaxtheemopony Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2016
The "gender" thing...I think it was spawned at Tumblr, then hivemind-infected loads of girls there who went out to spread it to other feeble minds.

I'm sure some people were "born" with it (or something), but I believe it's kinda trending on the internet. (REMEMBER : When everyone is special, no one is.)

That was an opinion or something. .-.
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Lillybug16 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't forget that they actually made up a gender for when you're depressed
AND if you post yourself in an exotic country (e.g Africa, Egypt) and tag it with 'travel', you deserve to die according to the SJWs
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Iku-P Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016
I didn't think anything about SJWs could surprise me anymore, but... wow.
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SylentNyte Featured By Owner Edited Mar 18, 2016
I'm currently in the process of abandoning Tumblr. It used to be nice and friendly until the SJWs moved in, suddenly they're speaking for minorities, thinking for women, and are condescending toward the non-straight/non-binary community. They have managed to turn every group against each other in a sick game of winning oppression points just to be given the right to give an opinion or make an innocent post. Rather just, I dunno, live and let live? It's like North Korea in website form. I'm tired of posting a little compliant about my day only for someone to jump down my throat that I'm attacking them. Da fuck? And I have to be the one to apologize for their reaction! Whatever happened to self-responsibility and looking out for yourself? It's not my job to coddle you. Get your mommy to install a filter if you can't handle the internet yet.
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Kitagami Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
what's a TUMBLR?
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:iconthe-dorito-butler:
The-Dorito-Butler Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Can't fucking stand them. 
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Sleepstar Featured By Owner Edited Feb 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Even Tumblr's founder hates Social Justice Warriors. I noticed that Social Justice Warriors always put Trigger Warnings on everything they post (I don't put Trigger Warnings on everything, the only times  I put Trigger Warnings  is when I did a series of posts on some very NSFW Diancies I found on the GTS) I tend to stick towards blogs based on my interests more, and that's how Tumblr should be.
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tultsi93 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
I hate tumblr, too. I was there few days before I left.
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xC-S Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016
Finally, a stamp that shows what's wrong with Tumblr. 
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KnackZeroX-PS4 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016
same here
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crabcupcake Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh do i ever.... their social justice is such a lie... and a way to hurt others with some disingenous support...
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sushiini Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SJWs are bad.

I'm kinda just like "fuck it be whatever" so I mean I get what you're saying.
So I would be considered one kinda but not really--

Also, tumblr is full of fake Otherkin. Otherkin is actually a religion based on reincarnation, believing you were in another life; another species. Which I believe in it, but not enough to have a spiritual connection. I hate it when people actually use it for gender or sexuality. It's so... eugh... disgusting.
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LunaMatsu Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Same here.
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KnackZeroX-PS4 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016
found you but man you are everywhere
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artsysketches Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
lol
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yudrontheglatorian Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Social Justice and Warriors don´t mix.

Warriors make war and war is the opposite of peace.

and Social Justice can only happen in a peaceful time.
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Shadow-Dragon91 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015
I only use tumblr for art tutorials, recipes, pictures of food. That's about it.
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ShoopDaWalrus Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Because you're a normal human being
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MadDummy Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Student Digital Artist
die cis scum 
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longestdistance Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think what I hate most about Tumblr is how everyone has to be overly politically correct and tiptoe over eggshells just so they don't *~*~offend*~ somebody. The worst are the entitled little twats who ask you to tag every little fucking thing as a trigger warning. What's that, you can't handle an image of a smiley face making eye contact with you? Sorry but that's not my problem. An artistic depiction of blood? HOLY SHIT TAG THAT. A girl with an arm coming out of her head? OMG TAG UR BODY HORROR UVU!

The worst part is so many people make "trigger" warnings for ANYTHING people might be slightly uncomfortable with. Not even actual triggers like graphic depictions of death. What happened to desensitization? You're basically asking random strangers to accommodate to your needs, then call them out (as ABLEIST!!11 no less) if they refuse. Are you for real? I honestly believe they DON'T want to be desensitized; after all, SJWs get off to being the victim. The more *~oppressed*~ you are, the more you'll fit in. The more obscure minority labels  they can fit under their belt, the more celebrated they are for being DIFFERENT uwu. They prize their labels over their personality. You want to know about my personality? Well, I'm gay, what else can I say about myself! I'm also a panromantic asexual uwukin and I have asperger's, OCD and depression, and am 1/64th native american so technically I'm not white! uvu

Fuck this website.
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Mewtres Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no lie, someone I follow actually tags capital letters. 
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crabcupcake Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHAT?
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longestdistance Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your use of bold and italics is triggering me /s
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PinkfIesh Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015  Student Digital Artist
i strongly agree
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Mewtres Featured By Owner Edited Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tumblr: "don't kill yourself! you do not deserve this! remember that there are people out there who love you!"

also tumblr: "oh, so you're a skinny white cisgender heterosexual male who doesn't agree with my opinions? go kill yourself."

and THAT is why i hate most of the people on that site.
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sushiini Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bless this.
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VIOLENTALIEN Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO ACCURATE THAN THIS COMMENT GOD BLESs
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Cloverkicker Featured By Owner Edited Nov 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
i can't wait for someone to delete tumblr 
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AaronBurr-Sir Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2016
Donald Trump said that if he became president the first thing he was gonna do was to delete Tumblr.
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Axianson Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not to delete tumblr but delete users for their behavior...
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Cloverkicker Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
no i honestly want someone to delete tumblr 
it's bullshit in the form of a website
 
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MasterofGaburincho Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
wat u talkin abot? tumblr is fukin sexi adn i have a sjw kulta beeing cooked up in me lab.
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obscurepairing Featured By Owner Edited Nov 10, 2015  Professional General Artist
Racism/cultural appropriation accusations.
omg yes!

I saw this post, that had Awareness posters, saying. "We are not costume"   "You wear us for one night, but we have to wear the social stereotype for life" or something like that.  Forget the real write up, word by word.

In the middle of the poster, it had the Person of Color/race, and on the right it had a ghostly faded image of a white person, dressed up as said race/person. I admit some were pretty bad..

Then they showed a muslin woman, on one of these posters. And the white woman, who the justice system, thought was dressed up in a racist costume. SHE! WAS DRESSED UP! as a Turkish/Arabian belly dancer! That isn't how a muslin woman dressed up! They were reaching with this one. That made me roll my eyes. I personally love that era/time in history. 

So that last post/image made the other posts by the JS, pointless. DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST!
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wakaflockaflame1 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Anything involving mankind after 2001 need to go away.....oh and you forgot the "wolf" community...
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Shinobi-Gambu Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Never had Tumblr and thank you for giving me a reason to refrain from it.
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XIIIArk Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015  Student General Artist
I agree, but in my opinion, first: considering that most of the people on tumblr are (american) teenage girls, it's not actually a real terrible problem, in some sense it's okay they are just exploring their sexualities and gender and stuff, sooner or later they will grow up and then who knows, real life is not like internet. Well at least I never take all I read there 100% seriously. Most of them are for sure just trying to fit in the comunity.

second: some pseudo ideologies like cultural appropiation are in my opinion some weird kind of inherited "sense of guilt" of the capitalist system, it's just a stupid concept and I only heard about it in tumblr from american teens and some webpages I dont care, I only wish this doesn't spread to the rest of the world and brainwash everybody

and finally, there is a frightening huge amount of ignorance about what feminism actually is, but that is not limited to tumblr, or the internet in general, it's everywhere No, I disagree! 

anyway, tumblr is cool for a thousand other reasons if you can see them
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RatchetJak Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All I use Tumblr for is looking at art and pictures. I never got involved in the social aspect of it, especially when  I learned of SJWs. I'm all for fighting for a cause but some of the things these SJWs do is just plain stupid and creates bigger issues than they need to be.
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CVAKid003 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The primary reason as to why I left that fucked up, SJW cesspool
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Cleverpelt Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tfw your a skinny, cis-gendered, white, straight girl :^)
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wingedoracle Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015
have you realized that most sjws are "demisexual, panromantic"? maybe they're using it as a fashion trend???? TUMBLR EXPOSED.
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Speedweed69 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2015
I absolutely agree with you.  These tumblrinas completely undermine free speech.
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snarlgut Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking!

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